nerdy owner who gets their puppygirl injected with a NFC microchip that has their name and phone number programmed on it and carries around a tank circut so if anyone finds them, they could read their tag and return them to their owner.

if anyone is actually interested in anything like this at all, I highly reccomend this talk by Deviant Ollam. Also, if security interests you at all, and your somehow not aware of him, go follow him, hes a really cool guy and is an ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EFKJ9KaWGY

@Rasis i injected myself with an rfid animal tag is that enough